That’s Messed Up (#2)

Another for my “That’s Messed Up” collection (sadly it’s beginning to be a collection):

Lillian Conway (I have no idea who she is) had the great nerve to email me this SPECIAL OFFER – TODAY ONLY. (Clearly, she doesn’t know me or my ideas about this kind of stuff, either.)

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Granted, it showed up in my Spam box. Appropriately. But still … That’s Messed Up!

And by the way, who signs their email “Sincerely, Do Not Reply to this Email” ?????????

That’s Messed Up, too!

That’s Messed Up

Ad recently spotted on Craigslist in Portland:

I have a few reports I have to write for an online course I’m taking. This course is just for fun and it’s not for school, just non accredited knowledge for myself. That being said there are a few books that I just can not handle reading due to the material. I guess you can call it like it is and some may consider it cheating but I need someone to read the books I believe 4 in all not long reads and a write report and answer 24 questions for each book. I am happy to neg. price for this. I would be graded but once again it’s a non-accredited course and my reason is I just truly hate these 4 books. After these 4 books I can get to the stuff I really wanted to learn.

That’s messed up!

How do I even begin to count the ways in which that’s messed up? Let me start with three:

  1. If you’re taking the course “for fun,” for “knowledge for myself,” then why wouldn’t you do the reading and posts? You are cheating yourself!
  2. You “just truly hate” the books? Really? How would you know if you haven’t read them? Answer me that!
  3. Why does “non-accredited” matter here? It’s still a course; you are still the student in it!
  4. I know I was going to stop at three, but:  “Some may consider it cheating.” Um, yeah, MOST consider it cheating. You know why? IT IS CHEATING!

That’s Messed Up!

(Maybe I should reply to the ad. I see a teachable moment here; I just can’t help myself!)